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I am Oley, aka Lil Eris.
21, white, fat, pansexual, cis female
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Fashion for all sizes, makeup, cats, music, jewelry, atheism, boots, body acceptance, food, awesome hair, GSM (gender and sexual minority) stuff, intersectional feminism, arts & crafts, pop culture and more.
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Please call me out on anything problematic I do.
*gives in to melancholic urges, but channels it to…

*gives in to melancholic urges, but channels it towards to easiest thing to be sad about*

I’m trying not to get melancholy but it’s so damn …

I’m trying not to get melancholy but it’s so damn hard.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

iamrealindsey:

iamrealindsey:

I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon”
Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.

Omg! This has so many notes n__n

iamrealindsey:

iamrealindsey:

I call this look “fat slut wanna be punk astronaut accountant from outer space with thighs the size of the moon”

Please reblog this if you love it to boost my ego.

Omg! This has so many notes n__n

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

today was such a good day

all that positive stuff I posted about earlier

then I got to have a great meal with fun people

now I am off to sleep!

cosmo tip #653

expertcosmotips:

impress your potential date by making a pyramid out of the empty drink cans you keep in your room because you’re too lazy to clean them out